1
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[light music playing]

2
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[game sounds playing]

3
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[heavy sigh]
Another day, another penny.

4
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-[indistinct rumbling]
-Whoa!

5
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Lily!

6
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Anusha!

7
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Debs!

8
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LAD!

9
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[laughter]

10
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Finally! Best friend trio
is back together!

11
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Please get off of me.

12
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♪ Me and you ♪

13
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♪ Together we can't lose ♪

14
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♪ Me and you, me and you ♪

15
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Go... LAD!

16
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This is it.

17
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The canvas on which we paint
our masterpiece.

18
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For this LAD day,
we finally become...

19
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Gold Rush champions!

20
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The golden karaoke machine!

21
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It'd be proof
of our ultimate teamwork.

22
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This prize is what we've worked
our entire friendship for.

23
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Plus, we could have some sick

24
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[singsongy, echoing]
karaoke nights!

25
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Nothin's gonna stop us
this year.

26
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Gooo... LAD! LAD! LAD!

27
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Except winning the Gold Rush
is impossible.

28
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-What?
-Nothing.

29
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[rumbling]

30
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[people screaming]

31
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Our competition's
looking fierce! Hyah!

32
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-Think we can handle it?
-Heck, yeah!

33
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No one has our combined skills.

34
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We're strategic,
strong, creative!

35
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The ultimate team, LAD!

36
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[grunting]

37
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[bell clanging]

38
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[Craig] Calling all gamers.

39
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Welcome to the annual Gold Rush.

40
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Rules are simple.

41
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Head-to-head matches.

42
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Lose once, and you're out.

43
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The survivors show down
in Lake-pocalypse

44
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with the reigning champ... HB3.

45
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[all gasp]

46
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Nobody can beat the champ.

47
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Absolute legend!

48
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Challengers, are you ready

49
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to Gold Rush?

50
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[gamers cheer]

51
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Alright, remember,

52
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stick together
and no one can beat us.

53
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[Craig]
Up first:

54
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LAD vs. Influencers!

55
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[horse neighing, game sound]

56
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-Giddy up!
-Yah!

57
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[horses galloping]

58
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-Yee-haw!
-[click]

59
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[cameras clicking]

60
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[horses galloping, crashing]

61
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[game over sound]

62
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[Craig]
Down go the Influencers.

63
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Next: LAD vs. K-Aunties!

64
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[heaving] Hyah!

65
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[panting] Woo!

66
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-[chuckling]
-Yeah!

67
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[indistinct arguing]

68
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[Craig]
LAD vs. Meats of Strength!

69
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[gaming sounds]

70
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[bell ringing]

71
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-Yeah! [cheering]
-Yeah!

72
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[Craig]
LAD vs. Skoutz Honor.

73
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[quacking sound, bell ringing]

74
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-[laughing]
-Yeah!

75
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[Craig]
Team LAD
vs. the reigning champion

76
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in the final showdown.

77
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[growling]

78
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Come on, LAD, one more win.

79
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-We got this!
-We got this!

80
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[light and sound fade]

81
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[suspenseful music playing]

82
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[clinking]

83
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[knuckles cracking]

84
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Oh no, you don't got this.

85
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[everyone gasps]

86
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Introducing your reigning champ,

87
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aka The Great Unbeatable,
aka HB3,

88
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and also my teenage boss

89
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'cause her grandpa
owns the place,

90
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Hank-N Beans III!

91
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[gaming sounds]

92
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The champ is here!

93
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Forget HB3. We got this!

94
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LAD will play
as Surfer Warriors.

95
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HB3 will play
as the kraken again.

96
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Showdown!

97
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[gaming music playing]

98
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No mercy!

99
00:03:51,405 --> 00:03:53,798
Let's squash that squid, LAD!

100
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Is that all you got?
I'll show you.

101
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[squid growls]

102
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We still got this, guys!

103
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[squid growls]

104
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I'm not so sure we got this.

105
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[laughs]

106
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Told you.

107
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My thumbs are cramping!

108
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My eyeballs are crystallizing!

109
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I can't feel my face! [gasps]

110
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The face! That's it!

111
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Girls, all together,
into the face!

112
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[squid growling]

113
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[cackles] Victory is mine!

114
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Ready, LAD?!

115
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-Yeah!
-Yeah!

116
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[shouting excitedly]

117
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No! How is this happening?!

118
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-Oh, my gosh!
-Oh, my gosh!

119
00:04:36,537 --> 00:04:38,060
You can't do that!

120
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[incredulous gasp]

121
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[rapid beeping]

122
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[game over song]

123
00:04:46,111 --> 00:04:46,982
What?!

124
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Go... LAD! LAD! LAD!

125
00:04:49,898 --> 00:04:51,943
[LAD laughing and cheering]

126
00:04:52,074 --> 00:04:55,033
Uh, we have a new champion.

127
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Would you believe it!

128
00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:59,081
I now pronounce you,
Gold Rush ch--

129
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Hold it! They didn't win.
They couldn't have.

130
00:05:01,518 --> 00:05:03,303
They totally cheated
at Lake-pocalypse.

131
00:05:03,433 --> 00:05:06,175
And they must have cheated
at every other game too!

132
00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:08,090
What're you talking about?

133
00:05:08,220 --> 00:05:10,048
We won fair and square!

134
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Back us up here, Craig.

135
00:05:11,572 --> 00:05:13,225
Eh, yeah, I didn't see any--

136
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What's that, employee?

137
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[exasperated gasp]
Student loans.

138
00:05:18,230 --> 00:05:19,362
I mean,

139
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team LAD totally cheated.

140
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[angry cries]

141
00:05:24,019 --> 00:05:26,021
Wow, this crowd
really turns on a dime.

142
00:05:26,151 --> 00:05:27,544
Ugh. Gamers.

143
00:05:27,675 --> 00:05:29,372
What do we do now?

144
00:05:29,503 --> 00:05:31,983
I'm still
your Gold Rush champion!

145
00:05:32,114 --> 00:05:33,333
Craig, my trophy.

146
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Huh? Oh, yeah, they took it.

147
00:05:36,118 --> 00:05:37,337
[doors creaking, slamming]

148
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Argh.

149
00:05:38,773 --> 00:05:40,383
So, we're really doing this,
huh?

150
00:05:40,514 --> 00:05:42,472
-For LAD!
-For LAD!

151
00:05:42,603 --> 00:05:45,432
Gamers, are you gonna
let them get away with this?

152
00:05:45,562 --> 00:05:47,477
Cheating and stealing from me

153
00:05:47,608 --> 00:05:50,088
is cheating and stealing
from you!

154
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Off with their thumbs!

155
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LAD must answer
for their crimes.

156
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Can you dig it?! [echoing]

157
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[panting]

158
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[gamers scream and shout]

159
00:06:00,011 --> 00:06:01,970
So, what's the plan?
Can't go to my house.

160
00:06:02,100 --> 00:06:04,407
My mom orders from
the Cookie Scouts all the time.

161
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Can't go to my house! My sister
is friends with Beef's brothers.

162
00:06:08,193 --> 00:06:11,371
The Aunties obviously know
where I live, so... [gasps]

163
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I know a toe who can hide us
'till the heat dies down!

164
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-Dead Ed's!
-But that'll take us through...

165
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[all] Downtown.

166
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There they are!

167
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No other choice. Run!

168
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Gamers, descend upon the city!

169
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Bring me my trophy!

170
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[cheering and shouting]

171
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[motors whir]

172
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-[LAD screaming]
-[motors whir]

173
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[panting]

174
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[thud]

175
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[angry shouting]

176
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-Alright. All we gotta do is--
-Huh?

177
00:06:52,847 --> 00:06:54,152
Hi!

178
00:06:54,283 --> 00:06:56,981
Is there a back door
out of this place or...?

179
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Awesome! Thanks, lady!

180
00:07:00,898 --> 00:07:01,769
-Whoa!
-Whoa!

181
00:07:02,944 --> 00:07:04,467
[suspenseful music playing]

182
00:07:05,816 --> 00:07:06,991
-No!
-No!

183
00:07:07,122 --> 00:07:08,515
[hissing]

184
00:07:10,168 --> 00:07:11,561
Hoo! Ha!

185
00:07:11,692 --> 00:07:13,084
[hissing, grunting]

186
00:07:14,782 --> 00:07:15,783
[grunting]

187
00:07:15,913 --> 00:07:17,611
[whispers] Photo op, guys.

188
00:07:17,741 --> 00:07:20,352
Oh! Get it, Debs!
Oh yeah, that's it!

189
00:07:20,483 --> 00:07:23,399
-Internet Gold, baby!
-[cameras clicking]

190
00:07:23,530 --> 00:07:25,749
-[grunting]
-Now, come on!

191
00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:27,272
Quick thinking, Debs.

192
00:07:27,403 --> 00:07:29,666
That ought to keep 'em busy
for a while.

193
00:07:29,797 --> 00:07:32,103
Through here! This should
spit us out right near Dead--

194
00:07:32,234 --> 00:07:34,236
[motors whir]

195
00:07:36,368 --> 00:07:38,458
Oh no!
They have back scratchers!

196
00:07:39,328 --> 00:07:40,895
[shouting]

197
00:07:41,983 --> 00:07:43,071
[motors whir]

198
00:07:43,854 --> 00:07:44,855
Whoa!

199
00:07:45,943 --> 00:07:47,031
Whoa!

200
00:07:47,162 --> 00:07:48,119
[motors whir]

201
00:07:48,685 --> 00:07:50,774
Whoa!

202
00:07:56,432 --> 00:07:58,173
[laughing, indistinct shouting]

203
00:07:58,303 --> 00:07:59,174
Look out!

204
00:07:59,261 --> 00:08:00,305
Whoa!

205
00:08:00,436 --> 00:08:01,568
-[shouting]
-[thud]

206
00:08:01,698 --> 00:08:02,525
Ooh!

207
00:08:03,700 --> 00:08:05,223
[indistinct shouting]

208
00:08:05,354 --> 00:08:08,313
See you at Go-stop
next week, Aunties!

209
00:08:08,444 --> 00:08:10,185
I think I broke my butt!

210
00:08:10,315 --> 00:08:12,448
-Me too!
-Me three.

211
00:08:12,579 --> 00:08:17,105
-But we got this. We're almost--
-[singsongy, taunting] LAD!

212
00:08:17,235 --> 00:08:19,586
Come out and play.

213
00:08:19,716 --> 00:08:23,111
LAD!

214
00:08:23,241 --> 00:08:25,940
Come out and play.

215
00:08:26,070 --> 00:08:28,029
End of the line, cheaters!

216
00:08:28,159 --> 00:08:29,509
We didn't cheat!

217
00:08:29,639 --> 00:08:31,467
Hank is just a sore loser!

218
00:08:31,598 --> 00:08:32,642
Honest!

219
00:08:32,773 --> 00:08:33,861
Cheaters!

220
00:08:33,991 --> 00:08:37,560
Cheaters! Cheaters! Cheaters!

221
00:08:37,691 --> 00:08:39,736
Uh, what do we do?

222
00:08:39,867 --> 00:08:41,782
Run around in circles
and scream?

223
00:08:41,912 --> 00:08:43,479
-Sounds good.
-[inhaling loudly]

224
00:08:43,610 --> 00:08:45,568
[screaming]

225
00:08:47,614 --> 00:08:48,963
[coughing]

226
00:08:49,093 --> 00:08:50,573
Go... LAD!

227
00:08:51,226 --> 00:08:52,140
Hey, look!

228
00:08:53,750 --> 00:08:55,056
Yes! That bus will take us

229
00:08:55,186 --> 00:08:57,058
straight to Dead Ed's.
We're saved!

230
00:08:57,188 --> 00:08:58,189
[shouts]

231
00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:00,757
Here they are!
[chanting]

232
00:09:00,888 --> 00:09:02,585
-[LAD panting]
-[gamers screaming]

233
00:09:04,108 --> 00:09:05,588
[sighs]

234
00:09:10,854 --> 00:09:13,335
Hey, are you guys hungr--
Oh, what the heck?

235
00:09:13,465 --> 00:09:15,424
We're back at Hank 'n' Beans?

236
00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:16,556
What? Who--

237
00:09:17,469 --> 00:09:19,384
-Craig?
-[ding]

238
00:09:20,647 --> 00:09:22,736
You didn't actually think
you could escape

239
00:09:22,866 --> 00:09:25,347
my web of influence, did you?

240
00:09:25,477 --> 00:09:27,784
Your little LAD squad
is no match

241
00:09:27,915 --> 00:09:30,047
for generational wealth.

242
00:09:30,178 --> 00:09:31,832
[grunting, motors whir]

243
00:09:31,962 --> 00:09:34,399
-[Influencer] Ugh! Get them!
-Take me.

244
00:09:34,530 --> 00:09:36,140
Just let my friends go!

245
00:09:36,271 --> 00:09:38,012
No! Take me instead.

246
00:09:38,142 --> 00:09:40,667
It's been an honor and privilege
to know you both.

247
00:09:40,797 --> 00:09:43,017
Guys! What are we doing?

248
00:09:43,147 --> 00:09:46,020
LAD day is not about
some dumb trophy.

249
00:09:46,150 --> 00:09:48,326
It's about spending time
together.

250
00:09:48,457 --> 00:09:51,199
And we're not a great team
because we win.

251
00:09:51,329 --> 00:09:53,941
It's because we're dang
best friends for life.

252
00:09:54,071 --> 00:09:55,682
[emotional music]

253
00:09:55,812 --> 00:09:58,249
We were winners
before we even came here.

254
00:09:58,380 --> 00:10:00,338
So, let's just give them
what they want.

255
00:10:00,469 --> 00:10:02,123
-Ready?
-Ready.

256
00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:04,429
Hey, Hank! Catch!

257
00:10:06,780 --> 00:10:09,521
N-Tourage, catch my trophy!

258
00:10:09,652 --> 00:10:10,914
[whistling sound, thud]

259
00:10:11,045 --> 00:10:13,351
Yes! I win again!

260
00:10:13,482 --> 00:10:14,788
[laughter]

261
00:10:14,918 --> 00:10:16,528
Course you'd win.
You have your grandfather

262
00:10:16,659 --> 00:10:18,095
rig all the games for you.

263
00:10:18,226 --> 00:10:20,750
Oh, so
you're
the cheater?

264
00:10:20,881 --> 00:10:22,360
Uh, whoops.

265
00:10:22,491 --> 00:10:24,275
-[gasps]
-Cheater! Cheater!

266
00:10:24,406 --> 00:10:26,190
-[shouts]
-Boo!

267
00:10:26,321 --> 00:10:28,976
Wow. This crowd
really does turn on a dime.

268
00:10:29,106 --> 00:10:30,586
Hey, back off!

269
00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:33,458
You can't do this!
I'm Hank-N Beans III!

270
00:10:33,589 --> 00:10:35,765
Wait! No, don't!

271
00:10:35,896 --> 00:10:38,420
Well, off to my shift
at Woori Mart.

272
00:10:39,073 --> 00:10:41,902
Hey, I know we spent
most of LAD day

273
00:10:42,032 --> 00:10:43,512
running from an angry mob,

274
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,819
and we didn't get
the Gold Rush trophy,

275
00:10:45,949 --> 00:10:48,256
but it was still a lot of fun.

276
00:10:48,386 --> 00:10:50,954
Yeah!
Like a real-life video game!

277
00:10:51,085 --> 00:10:53,391
Was that the best LAD day yet?

278
00:10:53,522 --> 00:10:55,132
Who says it has to end?

279
00:10:55,263 --> 00:10:57,569
Sleepover at my house
and video games 'till we puke.

280
00:10:57,700 --> 00:11:01,095
Go... LAD! LAD! LAD!

281
00:11:03,184 --> 00:11:04,272
[light music playing]

282
00:11:04,402 --> 00:11:05,752
[yawns]

283
00:11:05,882 --> 00:11:07,928
Nothing like 16 hours of sleep

284
00:11:08,058 --> 00:11:10,800
to really get
the most of your day.

285
00:11:10,931 --> 00:11:13,150
Huh? Oh, totally.

286
00:11:13,281 --> 00:11:14,717
[tapping on computer]

287
00:11:17,372 --> 00:11:19,200
Is this the documentary
you've been working on?

288
00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:21,463
Uh, yeah, yeah.
It's not ready though.

289
00:11:22,638 --> 00:11:25,032
I get it, I get it. No spoilers.

290
00:11:25,162 --> 00:11:27,861
I'll just make my breakfast
and get out of your hair.

291
00:11:30,864 --> 00:11:33,040
Why does the sky look like that?
Is that a filter?

292
00:11:33,170 --> 00:11:34,781
That's the sunrise.

293
00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:36,870
You do know what a sunrise
looks like, right?

294
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,349
[chuckles awkwardly]

295
00:11:39,611 --> 00:11:41,831
Mind if I take a peek?
I won't tell anyone.

296
00:11:41,962 --> 00:11:45,095
No offense, Lil, but I'm kinda
keeping it to myself for now.

297
00:11:45,226 --> 00:11:48,272
Come on! You haven't shown me
anything yet.

298
00:11:48,403 --> 00:11:50,405
-What are you hiding?
-It's not that.

299
00:11:50,535 --> 00:11:52,537
I just need my privacy, okay?

300
00:11:54,365 --> 00:11:56,106
[tuts] I'll see you later.

301
00:11:56,237 --> 00:11:58,195
I have an early morning
shoot tomorrow.

302
00:11:58,326 --> 00:12:00,676
Early morning shoot?
What do you mean? What time?

303
00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:02,069
And what are you shooting?

304
00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:03,070
Just let me in!

305
00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,811
Honey, please!

306
00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:06,682
You're stressing out
Colonel Quack.

307
00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:09,337
-[cat quacks]
-I'm just frustrated.

308
00:12:09,467 --> 00:12:11,600
I want to help Jack
with his documentary,

309
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:15,343
but he's being all private
about it for no reason.

310
00:12:15,473 --> 00:12:17,345
He's entitled to his privacy,
hon.

311
00:12:17,475 --> 00:12:20,348
But I'm his half-sister.
I can help!

312
00:12:20,478 --> 00:12:22,263
Just because you live
under the same roof now,

313
00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:24,787
doesn't mean you can be
in his business 24/7.

314
00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:26,876
Maybe you're right.

315
00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:29,052
I should give him his space
in this house.

316
00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:30,750
He'll appreciate that, honey.

317
00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:31,925
Mwah.

318
00:12:32,577 --> 00:12:34,623
But out of this house,

319
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,886
his whole stinking life
is fair game!

320
00:12:37,017 --> 00:12:39,933
All I gotta do is wake up early
to see what he's hiding.

321
00:12:40,063 --> 00:12:41,238
Easy!

322
00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:44,241
♪ Me and you ♪

323
00:12:44,415 --> 00:12:48,506
♪ Together we can't lose ♪

324
00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:51,205
♪ Me and you, me and you ♪

325
00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:53,076
[alarm clock ringing]

326
00:12:55,687 --> 00:12:57,864
Turns out, to wake up early,

327
00:12:57,994 --> 00:13:00,127
you just gotta stay up all night

328
00:13:00,257 --> 00:13:02,303
with only your thoughts.

329
00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:04,087
[door squeaks]

330
00:13:07,308 --> 00:13:09,963
Has Jack always had a mustache?

331
00:13:10,702 --> 00:13:12,704
[yawns, snores, thuds]

332
00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:14,228
Get it together, Lily!

333
00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:15,490
Gotta stay awake.

334
00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:17,405
[light music playing]

335
00:13:20,364 --> 00:13:23,715
-[panting, thuds]
-[car alarm wailing]

336
00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:34,422
-[groaning]
-[dog barking]

337
00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:49,437
[groans] Decaf!

338
00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:53,963
[lock beeping]

339
00:13:54,094 --> 00:13:55,965
Is this why
he's been so secretive?

340
00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:57,837
'Cause he's out here
making money?

341
00:13:57,967 --> 00:13:59,273
Mornin', Sam.

342
00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:01,275
Morning, Mr. Calm.
How are the kids?

343
00:14:01,405 --> 00:14:03,103
Can't live with 'em,
can't live without!

344
00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:05,888
-Hey, save me those funnies!
-Yes, sir. [chuckles]

345
00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:07,585
Mr. Calm?

346
00:14:08,021 --> 00:14:09,631
Jack's got kids?

347
00:14:09,761 --> 00:14:11,067
What is happening?

348
00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:12,286
I gotta get in there.

349
00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:14,462
[panting, heaving]

350
00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:18,379
[indistinct chatter]

351
00:14:19,423 --> 00:14:21,251
What is this place?

352
00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:23,079
Oof-- Ow!

353
00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:25,734
You got any ID?

354
00:14:26,213 --> 00:14:28,171
[nervous chuckle]

355
00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:29,781
Of course. [laughs]

356
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:32,045
Let me just get you...
some coffee!

357
00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:33,916
Ah! Not decaf!

358
00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:35,657
Hey, get back here!

359
00:14:36,614 --> 00:14:37,615
[grunts]

360
00:14:38,573 --> 00:14:40,227
Attention all units.

361
00:14:40,357 --> 00:14:43,317
Keep an eye out
for a suspicious person.

362
00:14:43,447 --> 00:14:46,450
Red toque. Wild, bloodshot eyes.

363
00:14:46,581 --> 00:14:48,017
Over and out.

364
00:14:48,148 --> 00:14:50,411
Come on, big dog, you got this.

365
00:14:50,541 --> 00:14:52,456
[barks]

366
00:14:52,587 --> 00:14:54,284
I gotta be careful.
How am I supposed

367
00:14:54,415 --> 00:14:56,243
to get around here undetected?

368
00:14:56,808 --> 00:14:58,462
Ugh! Why do they keep ordering

369
00:14:58,593 --> 00:15:00,987
these dang
child-sized jumpsuits?

370
00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:02,902
Hmm.

371
00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:06,427
Perfect.

372
00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:08,777
Yeah, she couldn't handle
how much I recycle.

373
00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:11,562
[spy music playing]

374
00:15:15,175 --> 00:15:17,481
[disguised voice]
Beautiful day, isn't it?

375
00:15:17,612 --> 00:15:20,136
It is a beautiful day!

376
00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:22,617
-Do you own a red toque?
-What? No!

377
00:15:22,747 --> 00:15:24,793
I love showing off
my natural curls.

378
00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:26,969
[scribbling]

379
00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:30,625
[gasps]

380
00:15:35,891 --> 00:15:36,761
[clinks]

381
00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:42,115
[man] That's right, Roger,
leave no bottle unturned.

382
00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:45,248
We can't have our water
polluted by some infiltrator.

383
00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:47,947
Man, this factory's security
is intense.

384
00:15:48,077 --> 00:15:49,296
It's just water.

385
00:15:49,426 --> 00:15:52,038
[man 2] Hey John,
crazy weekend, huh?

386
00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:53,561
Wait! Is that--

387
00:15:53,691 --> 00:15:55,258
That's right! [laughs]

388
00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:57,869
What happens in Tisdale,
stays in Tisdale.

389
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,482
Aha! Jack marks the spo...
[thuds]

390
00:16:02,396 --> 00:16:03,832
[whimsical music playing]

391
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:10,970
-Hello, Mr. Calm.
-Ah!

392
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,580
What are you--? How did--?

393
00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:14,930
I can't believe this!
It's not even 7 AM!

394
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:16,671
Well, start believing,

395
00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:18,847
'cause this coffee mustache
is burning my nose hairs

396
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:22,111
and I'm ready to cause a scene!

397
00:16:22,242 --> 00:16:23,678
So, start talking!

398
00:16:23,808 --> 00:16:26,463
Fine! I'll explain.
But then, you gotta leave.

399
00:16:26,594 --> 00:16:29,162
This is a serious invasion
of my privacy, Lil.

400
00:16:29,814 --> 00:16:31,512
[sighs] I got a job here.

401
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:35,211
Yeah, you gotta give me
more, bud.

402
00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:37,039
All of my favorite documentaries

403
00:16:37,170 --> 00:16:38,780
are about evil corporate
corruption.

404
00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:41,478
I figure,
if I just do my job and record,

405
00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:44,090
the factory's dark secrets
will reveal themselves.

406
00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:46,527
-And have they?
-Um, not yet.

407
00:16:46,657 --> 00:16:48,268
But I am in good standing

408
00:16:48,398 --> 00:16:50,052
for employee of the month again.

409
00:16:50,183 --> 00:16:53,534
Show me your eyes! The intruder
has red bloodshot eyes.

410
00:16:53,664 --> 00:16:55,231
Huh? Who is he looking for?

411
00:16:55,362 --> 00:16:57,581
About that...

412
00:16:57,712 --> 00:16:59,540
He's looking for you? Lil!

413
00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:01,498
See what happens
when you invade my privacy?

414
00:17:01,629 --> 00:17:04,066
I just wanted to know
about your documentary.

415
00:17:04,197 --> 00:17:06,764
-Ugh, come on.
-Whoa! No! Wait!

416
00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:08,288
[both heaving]

417
00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:11,334
You being here
has made everything worse.

418
00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:12,596
Let me help you.

419
00:17:12,727 --> 00:17:14,163
[heaving, thud]

420
00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:15,686
Quick, hide!

421
00:17:15,817 --> 00:17:19,212
-Hey, John.
-Oh, h-h-hey, Joey.

422
00:17:19,342 --> 00:17:21,605
Hey, thanks for the vacation
rec, by the way.

423
00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:23,477
The wife loved it.

424
00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:25,827
Whoa! Who's this? You new?

425
00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:29,265
No!
In fact sh-he was just leaving.

426
00:17:29,396 --> 00:17:32,486
Hey there.
The name's Crrrrr... amp?

427
00:17:32,616 --> 00:17:36,055
Cramp Ssssss... tanchion.
Yeah, Cramp Stanchion.

428
00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:39,058
Uh, Cramp, were you asking
where the donuts were?

429
00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:41,408
Let me show you.
Sorry, Joey, we gotta run.

430
00:17:41,538 --> 00:17:43,323
-I'll grab you a fritter.
-[door slams]

431
00:17:43,453 --> 00:17:46,239
Oh! He remembered my favorite!

432
00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:50,678
Quick! Get in here.

433
00:17:51,592 --> 00:17:53,376
There's no donuts in here.

434
00:17:53,507 --> 00:17:55,509
Just more dumb water.

435
00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:57,902
Lil, you gotta get out of here
right now.

436
00:17:58,033 --> 00:18:00,644
But you've gotten zero
usable footage.

437
00:18:00,775 --> 00:18:03,082
I could help you actually
get to the bottom of things.

438
00:18:03,212 --> 00:18:05,214
You just have to trust me
and my skills.

439
00:18:05,345 --> 00:18:07,521
-Whoa!
-[splash]

440
00:18:07,651 --> 00:18:08,652
[gurgling]

441
00:18:08,783 --> 00:18:11,307
[alarm sounding]

442
00:18:11,786 --> 00:18:13,701
What happened to Batch Zero?

443
00:18:13,831 --> 00:18:15,485
[gasps] Mr. Calm?

444
00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:17,487
You've tainted
our company's top secret,

445
00:18:17,618 --> 00:18:19,141
ultra-pure spring water!

446
00:18:19,272 --> 00:18:20,925
Just had a little accident.

447
00:18:21,056 --> 00:18:22,884
We have it all under control.
Right, Cramp?

448
00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:24,407
[dripping]

449
00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:25,887
[slurps]

450
00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:28,150
[gasps] You're working
with the intruder?!

451
00:18:28,281 --> 00:18:29,760
No! I can explain!

452
00:18:29,891 --> 00:18:30,935
[bubbles popping]

453
00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:34,374
Jack, I farted.

454
00:18:34,504 --> 00:18:36,071
[bubbles popping]

455
00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:37,899
[growls]

456
00:18:39,857 --> 00:18:40,815
[flushing sound]

457
00:18:40,945 --> 00:18:42,164
[splash]

458
00:18:42,295 --> 00:18:44,079
Ugh. This water
tastes like farts!

459
00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:45,994
[flushing sound]

460
00:18:47,909 --> 00:18:49,171
[both screaming]

461
00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:58,485
What about "Water:
You literally need it to live"?

462
00:18:58,615 --> 00:18:59,660
-Yes.
-Yes, very good.

463
00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:00,748
[both screaming]

464
00:19:00,878 --> 00:19:03,490
And we present, H30!

465
00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:05,318
[crowd cheering]

466
00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:07,146
-Whoa!
-Whoa!

467
00:19:07,276 --> 00:19:09,148
-Ooh!
-Ooh!

468
00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:11,585
Great. Now we're sitting ducks
for security,

469
00:19:11,715 --> 00:19:13,630
and my doc is ruined.
None of this...

470
00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:17,112
would have happened if you just
let me have my personal space.

471
00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:19,941
Okay, yeah,
I shouldn't have followed you.

472
00:19:20,071 --> 00:19:22,639
But I only did it
because you couldn't let me in,

473
00:19:22,770 --> 00:19:26,295
-and that hurt my feelings.
-You want in? Fine!

474
00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:28,645
This documentary
has been really hard!

475
00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:31,082
I've got nothing.
Working solo sucks!

476
00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:32,693
And my mom
does all of her movies herself.

477
00:19:32,823 --> 00:19:34,695
So why am I having
such a hard time?

478
00:19:34,825 --> 00:19:36,262
Am I that bad?

479
00:19:37,001 --> 00:19:40,657
You don't have to follow
exactly in her footsteps, right?

480
00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:44,183
[gurgling, flushing sound]

481
00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:46,010
[both screaming]

482
00:19:48,317 --> 00:19:50,450
[man] So, these are the rats

483
00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:52,800
that have been farting
in my prized water.

484
00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:55,150
I'm disappointed in you,
Jonathan.

485
00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:57,152
-Mr. Sloshwell!
-Ugh!

486
00:19:57,283 --> 00:19:59,546
-I can explain!
-I'm sorry, John.

487
00:19:59,676 --> 00:20:01,330
No CEO enjoys

488
00:20:01,461 --> 00:20:03,811
sending his two-time employee
of the month to prison.

489
00:20:03,941 --> 00:20:06,074
But you leave me no choice.

490
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:09,164
-[dialing, ringing]
-No! No! No! No! No!

491
00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:11,035
[grunts]

492
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:13,081
Well, when the police get here,

493
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,605
you'll have to explain
why you illegally employed

494
00:20:15,736 --> 00:20:17,520
a 13-year-old boy!

495
00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:19,043
[surprised gasp]

496
00:20:19,174 --> 00:20:21,611
John?! You were the best man
at my wedding.

497
00:20:21,742 --> 00:20:23,265
I'm gonna be sick! Ugh!

498
00:20:23,396 --> 00:20:25,441
[laughing]

499
00:20:25,572 --> 00:20:28,270
I wouldn't celebrate just yet.

500
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,273
-Huh?
-Huh?

501
00:20:31,404 --> 00:20:33,710
-Oops!
-[paper shredding]

502
00:20:33,841 --> 00:20:35,321
Trespassing was bad enough.

503
00:20:35,451 --> 00:20:37,323
But you ruined Batch Zero.

504
00:20:37,453 --> 00:20:39,107
That was our golden goose.

505
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,630
People were paying top dollar

506
00:20:40,761 --> 00:20:43,546
for plain, old tap water
with a dumb fancy name.

507
00:20:43,677 --> 00:20:45,113
No matter,

508
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,897
we'll just sell them
the fart water,

509
00:20:47,028 --> 00:20:49,813
now with natural essence.
[evil laugh]

510
00:20:49,944 --> 00:20:51,989
And while you two
rot in a jail cell,

511
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:53,513
I'll be rich as ever!

512
00:20:53,643 --> 00:20:55,776
Umph! I love money.

513
00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:58,605
Yes, um, get me the police.

514
00:20:58,735 --> 00:21:00,302
You're a monster!

515
00:21:00,433 --> 00:21:02,261
Looks like you win, Sloshwell.

516
00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:05,046
But, it'd be a shame
if everyone knew about...

517
00:21:05,176 --> 00:21:06,743
Batch Zero.

518
00:21:07,396 --> 00:21:10,486
Huh! Listen, let's not be rash.

519
00:21:10,617 --> 00:21:13,750
I'll drop the charges
if you don't leak that audio.

520
00:21:13,881 --> 00:21:15,056
Deal?

521
00:21:15,839 --> 00:21:16,710
Deal.

522
00:21:17,624 --> 00:21:19,365
[mysterious music playing]

523
00:21:23,847 --> 00:21:26,023
Sir, why did you let them go?

524
00:21:26,154 --> 00:21:28,156
It's better they left
before they realize

525
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,506
what's really going on in here.

526
00:21:31,246 --> 00:21:34,554
[gurgles] Ugh! Taste like farts!

527
00:21:34,684 --> 00:21:36,251
Oh man, I can't believe it!

528
00:21:36,382 --> 00:21:38,122
I uncovered
their whole operation!

529
00:21:38,253 --> 00:21:40,037
I think you mean "we."

530
00:21:40,168 --> 00:21:42,170
Okay, you're not wrong.

531
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:43,824
I told you I could help.

532
00:21:43,954 --> 00:21:45,216
But you still shouldn't have
followed me.

533
00:21:45,347 --> 00:21:47,741
Yeah, my bad. Next time,

534
00:21:47,871 --> 00:21:50,047
I'll just harass you even more
until you let me join.

535
00:21:50,178 --> 00:21:51,745
Since we can't share this audio,

536
00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:54,225
tomorrow we'll find something
new to record. Right?

537
00:21:55,966 --> 00:21:58,491
-We start at 6:30 AM.
-I'm there.

538
00:21:59,230 --> 00:22:01,537
-[alarm clock sounding]
-[Jack] Lil, wake up!

539
00:22:01,668 --> 00:22:03,191
-[alarm continues]
-[Lily snores, thud]

540
00:22:05,236 --> 00:22:07,195
[theme music playing]

541
00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:21,165
♪ Me and you,
together we can't lose ♪

542
00:22:21,731 --> 00:22:23,820
♪ Me and you, me and you ♪

543
00:22:24,473 --> 00:22:30,305
♪ Me and you,
together we can't lose ♪

544
00:22:30,479 --> 00:22:32,220
♪ Me and you, me and you ♪


